That guy was drunk and tried to ride his bicycle, but he fell into a ditch and cut himself above his eye.
この場合、次のような言い方ができますよ。
ーThat guy was drunk and tried to ride his bicycle, but he fell into a ditch and cut himself above his eye.
「その人は酔っ払って自転車に乗ろうとして、側溝に落ち目の上を怪我した」
to be drunk「酔っ払う」
to ride one's bicycle「自転車に乗る」
to fall into a ditch「側溝に落ちる」
to cut oneself above one's eye「目の上を切る」
ご参考まで！
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